Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Let's invade Iran!

There's been a lot of talk about invading Iran lately. I think we should do it. If we do, the demand for petroleum in the United States will let the Iranians use the proceeds to pay for their own reconstruction.

Plus the Iranians will be so glad to be rid of their terrible government that they'll welcome us as liberators, with sweets and flowers.

Anyway, I hear that Iran might have WMDs that they're not telling us about. But we shouldn't worry: we wouldn't be there for more than a couple months, tops.

Then we should invade Syria. If we do, the demand for petroleum in the United States will let the Syrians use the proceeds to etc. etc. etc.

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