Clear choices in the New Hampshire GOP primary

Okay, Republicans in New Hampshire. Today's your primary for the 2012 presidential election, and here are your choices:

1. Bad ideas that only work for the wealthy (Romney).
2. Bad ideas that don't work for anyone (Santorum).
3. Crazy ideas that don't make any sense (Paul).
4. Spite (Gingrich).
5. False moderate who makes you feel like you're rising above your party's partisanship (Huntsman).
6. Choice likely to be made by crazy drunk people (Perry).

Good luck!